P is for purse

urse




purses...it's a love hate relationship thing purses and I have. 

L.O.V.E.

1. sneaking in anything from a snickers bar to a liter of soda into the movies...let see a boy stick one of those suckers in his bum pocket!
2. having candy/food in your purse period. k i have the munchies right now- hence the food obsession. 
3. being able to have an extra brush on hand- this is a MEGA bonus because I drive a scooter to school...yeah ladies sexy wind blown hair...complete lie. I'd like to call it poofball of hair with occasional surprises of bugs. yum.
4. CHAPSTICK. My purse and it are .married. happily of course. And mr. chapstick and I are besties. 

hate

1. Pulling a Marry Poppins with everyone and their dog staring. Yes, cashier hold on a couple of years while I look for my credit card that fell out of my wallet.
2. Not being able to find your keys, so you end up looking all over your apartment...you can't find it. In a final attempt you dump your purse upside down for the second time...o look my keys. how does that happen?!
3. not ever being able to just reach in my bum pocket for my wallet. im convinced boys have got everything easier.
4. No I'm not a gimp...my purse just weighs more than me k?